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tastefullyoffensive:

Awkward Moment Seal [x]

Previously: Best of ‘Business Baby’

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland
legendarylandscapes:

Alien Growth by BloodyDragon117

cosplay-gamers:

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Ebony Armor Cosplay by Folkenstal

Sources: x | x | x | x

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

image

perfect gif usage

did-you-kno:

Source 

heygraciela:

this is the gayest show ever and i love it

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

the-dark-tourist:

sarah millican reading 50 shades…

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

severingsnapes:

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

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The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke