you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
Wow can you like not
omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then
reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!
I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G
I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
This is my good boy. A little rough sometimes but a good dog for sure
"Please sir, no photos in the office
The floor is lava!
What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?
The fun kind.
When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
that is actually a perfect description
NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.