my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
Photographs by Barry Bland/Barcroft USA
::sobs:: OH MY G-D I WANT PANCAKES RIGHT NOW. I have no idea if I’m healed enough from the wisdom teeth extraction to eat them, but oh! How I want some.
10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL TEN MINUTES AGO THAT ANDY USED TO WEAR JESSIE’S HAT WHEN PLAYING WITH WOODY AND FOR SOME REASON THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY
Wait a second…
Jessie’s previous owner, Emily, wore a hat similar to Jessie’s. And now Andy is wearing one.
Guys… what if Emily is Andy’s mom?!
please dont do this. not 10 years later please dont give me toy story feels
Laser pointer wake up prank